Let’s get a few things very clear from the off. We don’t always behave ourselves. We’ve been known to cause the odd bit of kerfuffle in our time. And we’re certainly not advocating you behave as if you’re playing poker with your parents. Far from it. We love the loudmouths and the crybabies, and we’re also partial to the odd outburst of colourful language (the more inventive the better).

But – and it’s a big but – everyone plays poker. Which means that if you want to gain respect and not risk getting your account suspended, or getting ejected from your local casino, there are certain rules you’re expected to follow.