Can you feel the bass?’ I haven’t heard vocals like this since the heady rave days of old, but I most certainly can. And the five older men sitting around the table look like they’re feeling it for the first time judging by the scowls on their faces. ‘So it’s not so bad they give us 15 seconds to make a decision, they’ve got to bombard us with this machine gun music as well?’ They’re clearly not impressed. And then the MC kicks in – an act that, all things considered, is unlikely to improve their demeanor.

‘Welcome to the future of poker ladies and gentlemen.